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me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost
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Anonymous asked: You, fine sir, are the exact opposite of ugly. Like hot damn.

Lolololololololol Thanks for lying man ;)

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All of my friends are being cast as face characters and I’m just here like….. meep :( #ugly

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dialupmodem:

quick have sex with me i’ll explain later

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topsecretvaljeanxjavertbloge:

samid11:

I’M JAVERT

I’M I’M JAVERT

I’M JA-VE-VE-VE-VE-VE-JAVERT

NOW PRISONER 11111

YOUR TIME IS UP AND YOUR PAROLE’S BEGUN

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

YES

MEANS I’M BREAD

NO

ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN MOTHER OF GOD

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thathighfunctioningsociopath: itseasytoremember: whythefuckareyouromeo: 0ver-doze: omg they are so offended if you lick them back.  Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs. i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever. I really wanted to see this with my dog, but then I remembered she vomited today ^Done. 
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zerobelowfreezing: punch-a-your-buns: fuckyeahsimsmeme: daniere: I was gonna submit it to a blog, but they probably get more than enough photos of warped toddlers.Still, I was a little weirded out by the ET face and salad fingers.It’s a gif, btw This is the single creepiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life This is what happens when you apply adult DLC clothes to babies and toddlers. I remember I was playing the sims with my ex one time and we put one on our baby. For some reason it even gave it red eyes too. And when it would change into this he would go, “WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR BABY?! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE YOU BIRTHED?!” and I would be like, “YOU PUT THE DEMON SEED IN ME!” Looks like a necromorph hahahah. Like shit man what do you even do to get it to be that messed up. Slenderman has a hold of my child. #neverforget
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